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All Deviations
All Deviations


Zim, Dib, Gaz, and Tak all waited for Jhonen to come out of the office. GIR was running around like a maniac through the hallways, and after ten minutes of running, went back to Zim. “WHAT’S WE ALL WAITING FOR, MASTER?” GIR asked. “GIR, we’re waiting to see if the show will be cancelled or not. Here, GIR, take this money and go finish up Nubs of Doom. It may be all we have left,” Zim responded. “YAY! I GOTS MONEY!” GIR said, and ran away. He ran for ten seconds before forgetting what to do, and then went to buy a taco from the stand outside of the Nickelodeon building.

After an hour, Jhonen finally came back out. “I have some bad news for you all. We’ve been cancelled,” he announced. Everyone looked at him, a shocked look in their faces. “I’m sorry, guys. Apparently, Nickelodeon doesn’t know what to do with a masterpiece. You have to leave immediately, but they said I could finish up the Christmas special.” Dib snapped, and yelled, “THIS IS BULLSH-T!” before Gaz punched him in the face. “Dib, you’re VERY annoying. And your head is too big,” she told him. As Dib got back up, he saw Zim laughing at him, and gave him a mean look. “Zim, stop laughing at- HEY! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?” he said as everyone except him began to leave the building. He caught up to them after a few seconds of running. “Hopefully, someone will kill those motherf-ckers some day,” Tak said as they walked outside.

After Tak said that, Dib thought about something. Would Tak accept his feelings for her? He had thought about this every day since Tak joined the cast several months ago. He liked Tak a lot, and his secret crush on her conflicted with him being a paranormal investigator. He often said to himself before filming, “You’ll never have her. She’s an alien, just like Zim. You’re a human, not an Irken.” Then, there was the constant masturbation to mental pictures of her in his trailer. Jhonen did not allow romance between the cast, but since now the show was cancelled, he would finally have the guts to date Tak without the horrible beating by Jhonen’s mindslaves (he controls them with spooky brain powers).

As he walked up to Tak, he got pissed off when he saw Zim asking Tak out. He was VERY pissed. And heartbroken.
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The first chapter to Invader Zim: CANCELLED! A fanfic which starts from the moment the show is cancelled and follows the lives of the characters after the show's run. All strong profanity, like fuck and shit, will be censored out so that it does not require a Mature Content rating.

Next chapter: January 28th

Written by Garganchonimous. Invader Zim created by Jhonen Vasquez. All credit for the show goes to Jhonen Vasquez and the rest of the cast and crew.
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~mancan71:iconmancan71: Jan 27, 2008, 7:24:18 AM
wooooooooooooooo! i like this! nice work! yays! *dances* I like this! *favs it*

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~BurnedMatch:iconBurnedMatch: Jan 27, 2008, 9:38:30 AM
Interesting beginning... I'd like to see where this is going!

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!shadowhunterDX:iconshadowhunterDX: Jan 27, 2008, 11:05:11 PM
OMFG FUNNY! ITS THE THERD THING THAT HAS MADE ME LOL LIKE A CRAZY MAINAC!

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~Lubiniki:iconLubiniki: Feb 2, 2008, 6:06:12 AM
I liked the part about Jhonen’s mindslaves, that he controls with his spooky brain powers. XD

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~jackskellington562:iconjackskellington562: Feb 10, 2008, 12:03:13 AM
Nicely done so far.

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