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...is a bit more serious than my 71519 video ([link]) or my Buffalaxing of Ihr Seid Piraten (the German version of Lazy Town's "You Are A Pirate") ([link]). This time, I have created a public service announcement about the dangers of films by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Their "movies" are shit, in every possible meaning of the word, and could drive people to the point of suicide. Ask Zackary Rosenstiehl... oh wait, it's too late to do that, because he killed himself after watching Epic Movie!

The 2-minute PSA ([link]) tells the story of Zackary Rosenstiehl, who killed himself after watching a "movie" made by those two talentless douchebags. And guess what else? They have a new one coming out in August. Didn't they just have one in January? This proves how much effort goes into these pieces of cinematic garbage. Anyway, the video lists a few alternatives to watching ANY "film" made by the Seltzerberg team (Spy Hard doesn't count, as they were not the director or the only writers of that movie). If you have any other ideas on how to prevent yourself and others from watching these 60-minute shitfests, please post them in the comments on the video or here in the journal.

I have an idea that involves the private message system we have on deviantART. Send this to up to fifteen people:

"Hello *insert person's devART name here*,

Do you love movies? Do you enjoy GOOD movies? Most of all, do you consider yourself intelligent? If you like "films" by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, you might as well say no to all three of these questions.

Spoof movies have been extremely declining in quality thanks to those two talentless fucks. Of course, some have been released recently which are actually funny, such as Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. However, most of the other recent ones are absolute crap. I ask you to avoid the following "spoofs":

Date Movie
Epic Movie
The Comebacks (they didn't make this one, but it sucks just as hard)
Meet the Spartans
Disaster Movie

Out of the ones that have been released, I ask you not to watch them. Ever. If you already have, don't watch them ever again. Never buy them on DVD. If you already have, burn them, or use them as a Frisbee for your pets, because that's all they're good for.

As for Disaster Movie, I ask you not to buy a ticket to go see it in theaters. If you really have to watch it to justify your hate, do one of two things:

1. Buy a ticket to another movie (this will be coming out the same week as Babylon A.D.) and sneak in.
2. Wait for a bootlegged copy to show up on the Internet.

More ideas of how to avoid these pieces of shit can be seen here: [link]

Oh, might I mention another thing? In Disaster Movie, they're going to make fun of Heath Ledger. Apparently, not a character he played, but him directly. You have to admit, even if you for some reason like these films (hopefully you don't), that a joke like that is very tasteless and pathetic for them to do.

If you agree with me and you pledge never to watch a piece of shit made by those no-talent hacks again, please reply to this note saying that you agree and re-send this note to anywhere from one to fifteen friends. Hopefully, with your support, another "film" like this will never be made.

Thanks for your support,
*insert your devART name here*"

Just remember, ripping scenes from other, usually good films, adding unnecessary pop culture references, and then going so far as to explain the joke to the audience who would be too stupid to comprehend it is NOT what spoofing is. For real spoof movies, see Airplane, The Naked Gun, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, and Hot Shots, as well as many others. Don't let the Mike Judge film "Idiocracy" become one step closer to becoming a documentary. Thanks for your support.

UPDATE: In the note, when you send it to others, replace [link] with the link to the PSA. Inform the reciever of this as well.